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I write in english, i'm very funny, i have left some entries below open so you can see for yourself while deciding if you want to try adding me to your friends list.
But please do.

For more convincing, check out my profile!

With love(but i'm not "in" love with you), Milla

Not actually awkward: is to blow a kiss to a friend who has promised to go to the store for you because you can't lift your lazy ass off of the schools crowded lobby couch.

Pretty awkward: is that a boy sitting in front of you thinks that the kiss was meant for him while you accidentally catch his eye for a split second at the same time as the blowing of the kiss happens.

Just plain old awkward: is he, looking disgusted.

I am pretty,so why in the name of god did you frown?!

My cat has really sharp claws.
So instead of him scratching our ankles until they bleed,we buy him some rope just to molest around.

Yesterday i was just coming from the pet store with my mom, with few meters of rope in a bag when my mom decides to stop by at the liquor store to buy a bottle of wine.

At the store i cheerfully say with out putting any thought to it: now we got our booze and we got our rope,  this is how we have fun Finland style!

Instead of my mom laughing she just stares me with a shocked expression on her face. and so does every one else at the store.

And that is when i remember that Finland is the suicide country of the world.

Teacher: If a female dog is called a Bitch,then a male dog is called..?
Me: An Asshole?

oh. i'm pretty sure everybody hates me by now.
AND if not: that should have done it.

ps. did you know that McDonald's don't serve/make hamburgers before 10:00am?
I wanted to start my morning with a McUnhealthy and with a small dose of McHeart failure BUT i soon found out the info above.
is was so McDisappointed and McSad.